Tried to tell em i’mma felon
crack his melon
make his brain leak through
Double take
thought it was Ellen*
on the of cover of May GQ
yeah we hatin on Zefron
but he bathin’ in Teflon
overzealous airbrush dude straight got his Hugh Heff-on
Skin glossy glossy
Kate Moss-y costly
gaudy posse
mean with the glimmer
(*when is a Porsche de Rossi?
when it’s owned by Schwimmer)
