April 2009
8 posts
I ask a lot of the help Steamed codfish and kelp brown ricey nicey icy spicey pricey ice-tea with Ice-Tea Immune to the cocky tank tuna tataki my tekka maki mami  make and take a ticky-tocky she needs watches and clocks she needs hand washing the crock a little gristle bristly bristle still sticking to the sticky pot bleach, eh, not too much Yeah, what we call a Lykke li lot
Apr 23rd
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I’m talking  hank panky spank me wank me  Franny Dreschy spa day at the mansion Yea we waxin’,  mani pedi
Apr 23rd
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Bored @ work… 3stacks: Where’s Cam’ron????
Apr 22nd
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I really do hate my job.
Apr 22nd
Tried to tell em i’mma felon crack his melon make his brain leak through Double take thought it was Ellen* on the of cover of May GQ yeah we hatin on Zefron but he bathin’ in Teflon overzealous airbrush dude straight got his Hugh Heff-on Skin glossy glossy Kate Moss-y costly gaudy posse mean with the glimmer  (*when is a Porsche de Rossi? when it’s owned by Schwimmer)
Apr 20th
High bid for that hybrid Save gas in the Prius car Run crack like errands (Spin class, then Genius Bar)
Apr 19th
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Don’t fuck with the fake hoods I still bake goods All day with the beignets Got them pastries in paris Money for that ass is House bunny  Anna Faris Real funny, Dave Sedaris
Apr 19th
I drop dozens of bodies Got glocks, soldiers and shotties Blast misalign ya damn spine You need Yogalates
Apr 19th