I ask a lot of the help
Steamed codfish and kelp
brown ricey nicey
icy spicey
pricey
ice-tea with Ice-Tea
Immune to the cocky
tank tuna tataki
my tekka maki mami
make and take a ticky-tocky
she needs watches and clocks
she needs hand washing the crock
a little gristle bristly bristle still sticking to the sticky pot
bleach, eh, not too much
Yeah, what we call a Lykke li lot
I’m talking
hank panky
spank me wank me
Franny Dreschy
spa day at the mansion
Yea we waxin’,
mani
pedi
I really do hate my job.
Tried to tell em i’mma felon
crack his melon
make his brain leak through
Double take
thought it was Ellen*
on the of cover of May GQ
yeah we hatin on Zefron
but he bathin’ in Teflon
overzealous airbrush dude straight got his Hugh Heff-on
Skin glossy glossy
Kate Moss-y costly
gaudy posse
mean with the glimmer
(*when is a Porsche de Rossi?
when it’s owned by Schwimmer)
High bid for that hybrid
Save gas in the Prius car
Run crack like errands
(Spin class, then
Genius Bar)
Don’t fuck with the fake hoods
I still bake goods
All day with the beignets
Got them pastries in paris
Money for that ass is
House bunny
Anna Faris
Real funny,
Dave Sedaris
I drop dozens of bodies
Got glocks, soldiers and shotties
Blast misalign ya damn spine
You need Yogalates
